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Dress Socks

Posted on May 7th, 2009 by Domus Ulixes : Some Kid Domus Ulixes
Carl Orff - O Fortuna


One of civilizations greatest achievements.

They are thin, black and fit with every shoe.
The inside is identical to the outside.
You can wash them with whatever you like.

This is ideal, just a no-nonsense invention, it works when it has to, it is comfortable, and always succesfull. And not even expensive....

Cheer the dress sock!
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Strangest conversation ever submitted to me by person X

Posted on May 15th, 2009 by Domus Ulixes : Some Kid Domus Ulixes
aa:  well here is wear the problem started
we apologised and he diceided to sleep over again the next night
we obviosuly didnt do anything but when we woke up in the morning we were tied up gagged and hogtied
he left us for 6 hours
tied up
 Sent at 2:28 AM on Sunday
 me:  Well, you kind of deserved it. Though yes 6 hours is rather long.
if this is his way of stressing out on what happened, i'd say you got of quite well
 aa:  well he came back and told us he wasnt going to let us free and then we went out again..luckily we managed to get free and waited for him to come back to speak to him
when he came back we spoke and he was very stubborn
and we were a bit moody
so we planned again to get him back
 me:  don't let it escalate. just call it a day. If you always plan to get back, it will only go worse. And eventually the police will stop you…
stop getting bakc
 aa:  well its been a day now and he is tied up with his hand behind his back and hogtied
 Sent at 2:34 AM on Sunday
 me:  alright, listen up. This is what you do. Free him, and tell him you are sorry. Tell him that this makes you guys even. And it will never happen again. What you are doing is in fact illegal. Very illegal, and you can go to jail for this. So stop doing it.
 aa:  well i didnt  tie him up the second time my friend did
 Sent at 2:37 AM on Sunday
 me:  well then tell your friend to stop doing this. Or free him yourself. you might be considered a hero. And give him something to drink, for crying out load. It's a human being, don't let him dehydrate.
 Sent at 2:38 AM on Sunday
 aa:  oh my friend is doing that etc he is not going to kill him but my friend says if i try to untie him he will tie me up
 Sent at 2:39 AM on Sunday
 me:  okay, here is what you do. try and asses the situation. If your friend means what he is doing. Go away. You are takeing away someone's freedom. That is in direct conflict with your constitution. If you guys are tied down for so long. Stop doing it. Or, if you see it as some sort of game. Make sure the game stays safe. And let them do their business when they need, and give water to eachother
 aa:  he is thinknig it is a game but obviosuly the person tied upp doesnt
 Sent at 2:43 AM on Sunday
 me:  yes. And if I were you, I would make an end to this situation. And do it right. settle it with the three of you. Stay Sane. Untie eachother. Go Home. Or someone will Get seriously hurt. I guarantee you that.
 aa:  well i cant my friends who has tied him up will overpower me and tie me up
i am only on his good side for one reason
and im so embarrased
 me:  can't you go home?
 aa:  if i go home i dont know what will happen to the boy tied up
as i said i woud be tied up right now if i wasnt for smething that i am ashmed of
 me:  which is?
 aa:  well he told me he will tie me up and do anything he wants to me if i dont go along with what he says
 Sent at 2:47 AM on Sunday
 me:  boy, if you can. Try and call the police. without him noticing. this is threat, distortion, entrapment. And Illegal in all its forms. Stop it NOW.
 aa:  it sounds stupid right but..
i like i
it
 me:  that he does things to you?
well, then do it. don't be chicken, get it over with. Tell him you want to be used by him. Just don't let someone innocent suffer, because you are too afraid to give in to your needs.
 Sent at 2:51 AM on Sunday
 aa:  well he says if i dont do it my other friend tied up will and i do it but i also like doing it..
 Sent at 2:52 AM on Sunday
 me:  what is the problem then? seems to me, you just need to make a decision, if you are keen with all the outcomes. What is the problem?
 aa:  well is it a phase i will regret
 Sent at 2:54 AM on Sunday
 aa:  i could be a hero
it sounds stupid but i could go and make him vunerable and handcuff him and free my friend?
 Sent at 2:56 AM on Sunday
 me:  wel if you think you can. Then you can. It isn't up to me really. If I were you I would beat the shit out of this guy, because I know how to. But you are not me. You can be a hero for one person. But still you would be the enemy of the other. try not to be a hero. try to prevent from getting enemies
 Sent at 2:57 AM on Sunday
 aa:  omg omg omg
i just hit him with a hard book and hes out cold on the floor
what should i do?
tie him up anduntie my friend?
 me:  well, handcuff him, just to be sure
don't let him take revenge
secure him
 aa:  okkokokokok
 me:  make sure you attach him to something solid, that he doesn't get out of!
 aa:  ive handcuffed his hans behindhis back
should i just leve him like that
 me:  no, if you can prevent him from getting of the floor. tie him to the the central heating system or something alike
 aa:  i dont have any rope!!!
shittt
 me:  well untie the other guy and use that.
or ducktape lots of it
 aa:  i dont have the key to the room he pujt him inn
 me:  alright
 aa:  quick hes moving again slightly
 me:  now you call the cops, and tell them they need to come, cause you didn't know how else to solve it.
, hit him again if you need to.
 aa:  i cant call the cops!
 me:  well force the door then. Or steal his key
 aa:  i dont know where the key is
fuck fuck fuck
hes getting upp
shitttt
i hit him again
 me:  dudes seriously get some professional help. Just hitting him isn't going to get him healthier either.
 aa:  well i have 3 minutes i think before he'll wake up
what should i use
in his house i can see
shoes
plates
sink
kitchen
and sofa
 me:  there are multiple floors, you can rip up a piece of cloth
use that
or, at least tie his legs together
 aa:  i found rope in the drawer
2 seconds
 me:  you can also tie his legs to his arms together when he lies on his stomache. but, at least get help, and free that bloke, if you don't know how his condition is, get him out, he could be suffocated trying to free himself!
 aa:  i have tied his legs up by the ankles and i have taken the hand cuffs off and tied his hands upp
hes waking up O_o
what do i say
 me:  tell him it gotten too insane
And then how you feel about him
and that you need to check up with the other guy
then get the three of you together, and see if you can find an arrangement what you should do next. It should be a strange conversation with two tied up people.
 Sent at 3:11 AM on Sunday
 aa:  i have found the key and my freinds is untied
 me:  how is he?
 aa:  however the one i hit with the book is staying tied up
he is fine
 me:  give him something to drink
 aa:  his wirsts are a bit red but hes okay
i have
 me:  okay, now calm down for a while
 aa:  how
 me:  just make sure everything is secure. And start talking to eachother. start thinking what you should do.
The threat is now tied up so…
 aa:  the untied friend has gone to the diy shop 10 minutes away to get more rope and tape
we arnt taking any chanches
 me:  good plan
 aa:  should i listen to the tied up one
 me:  depends, if he talks calmly you perhaps should (just don't untie him) if he screams, don t
 aa:  he says we cna work it out if i untie him
 me:  say you want to wait for the third person. and then talk it out with the three of you. Tell him he scared you too much, to just untie him.
 aa:  he says nothing will happen if i untie him
 me:  well that is crap
he said something different minutes ago
so its crap
don't be too gullable
 aa:  he says the rpes are too tight
should i loosen them to make him stop talking
 me:  tell him, that he will be fine for a minute or 15. Afterwards, with the three of you, you can change that
the ropes aren't too tight
don't let him fool you
in untieing him
I think he really wants to do something to you
or else he wouldn't try this hard to get loose
as fast as possible
be on your guard
this person is violent.
 aa:  okay
 me:  just have a little patience
your other friend will return soon.
then we will see what to do else.
 aa:  okay
should i gag him untill them
 me:  if that makes you feel comfortable
 Sent at 3:21 AM on Sunday
 aa:  sock stufed in his mouth and a bandana holding it in
i have added the handcuffs to his hand just encase the rope breaks
 me:  good thinking, make sure he can breath though
(through his nose)
 aa:  he can
i tested
 me:  good
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